Antomology

 

 

The gi ant was a huge pismire             -'-'-'-'

That once roamed on our earth.          -'-'-'

It weighed about a dozen tons             -'-'-'-'

And that was just at birth.                    -'-'-'

 

But evolution took its toll                      -'-'-'-'

It slowly just died out.                           -'-'-'

Succeeded by the elef ant                     -'-'-'-'

With bigger ears and snout.                   -'-'-'

 

With hunters seeking ivory tusks           -'-'-'-'

Will elef ants go, too,                               -'-'-'

To be replaced by picnic ants                  -'-'-'-'

Which sorely harry you?                          -'-'-'

 

Dear God, please make all picnic ants     -'-'-'-'

Extinct before tomorrow                           -'-'-'-

So we may dine upon the knoll                 -'-'-'-'

In joy instead of sorrow.                           -'-'-'-